tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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itssdopemusic:

Jhene Aiko - The Pressure

laughter-everyday:

keytosymphony:

johneggbutt:

im still really confused and its pissing me off

she cant see her reflection 

i thought that was austin powers


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lalalaindigo:

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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"Alcohol makes you feel the way you should feel without alcohol."

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbatedΒ 

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